"Well," the bear says thoughtfully. "I think a girl should have some meat on her. . .and she should also know how to bring home some meat. You don't want a girl who can't do her own hunting. Means double the work and half the food!"
"What about personality?" you suggest.
"Ah. . . well, female bears are all pretty much the same. They are . . . cranky. The trick is to get one that is slightly less cranky or who is really good at hunting. The more meat around the cave, the happier everyone is. The secret to a good marriage is meat."
You wonder how this would work and suggest that maybe you could have a hunting competition and he could choose the bear to bring in the biggest kill.
"Ah, brilliant!" he says.
"Should we do that right now?
or
Should we finish our fishing trip first?"
"What about personality?" you suggest.
"Ah. . . well, female bears are all pretty much the same. They are . . . cranky. The trick is to get one that is slightly less cranky or who is really good at hunting. The more meat around the cave, the happier everyone is. The secret to a good marriage is meat."
You wonder how this would work and suggest that maybe you could have a hunting competition and he could choose the bear to bring in the biggest kill.
"Ah, brilliant!" he says.
"Should we do that right now?
or
Should we finish our fishing trip first?"
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